Bug Zapper Racket - Electric Fly Swatter Knowledge Base

Electric Fly Swatter Knowledge Base

Where can i buy a electric fly swatter in Australia? My brother recently came back from China and he smuggled a electric fly/mosquito swatter. It's great fun at the resturant but i want one at home. So do you guys know where i can buy one in Australia?

What happens if i remove the resistors from the circuit of an electric fly swatter? So i had this electric fly swatter that zaps bugs, i took the head off and left the 2 prongs exposed so i can use it as a stun rod. How can i make it stronger? I was thinking of de-soldering the resistors off of the board to make a larger shock, can i do this without damaging the circuit? Or is it possible to add a larger capacitor?

Can I turn an electric fly swatter into a taser? I got an electric fly swatter in Poundland, I've disasemmbled it and it looks like I could fashion a kind of taser. Would it work?

i there a way to make an electric fly swatter stronger? i just got an electric fly swatter but its kinda weak, is there a way to amp it up?

would a electric fly swatter super charged kill you? i took apart an electric fly swatter and added a 3.7v battery and i think the capacitor is blown and it is just giving a constant current out of the transformer and when i hold the two wires together an arc forms?, would this kill you?

Where can I get an Electric Fly Swatter that takes a 9v battery? I've looked everywhere and the only one I can find is a two D. I know they exist because in all the reviews they suggest them because of the higher power but I can't find one. Can anyone help?

What stores carries electric fly swatter, besides the internet? For example, does best buy have them, or target, etc.

Do you have an electric fly swatter? 1. Does it work? 2. Where did you buy it? 3. How much did it cost?

What is more fun than an electric fly swatter and a cool summer night? poll: olives or pickles eh...just wonderin'

electric fly swatter is it really dangerous? okay there was a annoying fly in the room and i used the electric fly swatter to kill it and it went to the curtains to run away.when i tried to kill it using electronic mode i accidently hit a string coming out of the curtain and a wired spark popped up im wondering if this fly swatter could cause a fire. im using this fly swatter http://www.gadgetsuk.com/Electric-fly-swatter-p-16680.html

My electric fly swatter is making buzz noises.? It make a buzz noise like a fly and it doesn't zap anymore. No zap at all, i put it up to a nail and nothing happened. It only buzzes when i turn it on.

When was the electric Fly swatter invented?

electric fly swatter? what happens if you touch it while it's on? cause my dad brought it home tonight and while he was in the kitchen i examined it and touched it while it was OFF. and i noticed there was a plastic thing hanging inside of it so i thought,"hmm...if it doesn't hurt that thing, what makes it think it will hurt me?" i was really curious, but i knew it was stupid and dangerous to touch it. so i asked me dad about the electric fly swatter instead I WAS SOO CLOSE TO KILLING MYSELF WITH THAT THING. thank you god that i was smart not to do something like that. but, what would happen if i did touch it?

Can a laptop be ruined just because of an electric fly swatter is used directly in front of the Laptop? My father used an electronic fly swatter in front of the LCD screen and around 2-3 CM above the laptop keyboard.although none of the parts of the electric fly swatter touch it, I'm still furious about it since he could've used his finger, WHY THE HELL does he need to use the fly swatter to point those out? so I was wondering if it would have an effect on my laptop (It's new so I'm raving mad at father till now). Hope someone could answer this.

is it safe to use electric fly swatter to punish cats?

how can i create an electric fly swatter, what are the components needed and what is the circuit diagram?

I zapped myself with Electric Fly Swatter? It was by accident, and only for a second or two. Will this hurt me? Here's the one I have: http://www.electricflyswatter.net/electricflyswatter.html

Where can you find electric fly swatters? These are the tennis-racket looking things that are electric and they kill bugs. I know you can find them almost anywhere online, but at which stores can they be found (i.e. target, CVS, etc.)?

What voltage and amperage do the "electronic" fly swatters put out? And is it enough to hurt my kids or pets? I am talking about the fly swatters that you put batteries in and they kill the insect? My children are young and rather curious about electrical things and would not want them hurting the cat if they got ahold of it and hit him with it. Will it hurt them or the cat if either come in contact with the "zapper screen" while pressing the button. To get an idea of what I am talking about do a search for "electric fly swatter". Thanks

How do you make your own electric flyswatter? Bringing in electric fly swatters from other countries into aus is prohibited, and you can buy them anywhere here. So is there a way of making your own from scratch ?

Those electric fly swatters that electrocute the fly, they're powered by 2AA batterys? How does it generate enough current to be any harm? at 3V over a large metal mesh(high resistance) the amps would be pitiful. the only way i thought of is using a transformer to lower the volts and make the amps higher, but it would have to lower it to stupidly low levels. It's been bugging me(no pun intended :P) anyone shed some light on this for me? good point squishy but how come when i touch it i get a shock (so i assume it's more than 4mA), but if i hold 2 AA batterys in series i don't feel a shock?

Where in the uk can you buy ordinary plastic fly swatters not the electric ones?

Can I use an ion ray gun to kill fruit flies? The little buggers have invaded and I need a fun, effective way to kill them. My electric fly swatter is a great weapon, but I want a heavier artillery to destroy many more.

Can I make an ELECTRONIC FLY SWATTER more powerful? I'm looking to buy an electric bug swatter off ebay. They have one which takes AA batteries (produces 1.5 volts), and the rechargable one which has 1.2 volts. If I put a 9 volt in (square battery) would that make it more powerful or would it shortcircuit it? Which one would be better? Recharge=less voltage or non-recharge=more voltage And if anyone has one, what is the biggest thing you've killed or stunned with it? I'm hoping to be able to kill pesty cane toads if I can use a 9 volt in there. thank you, you GREAT PEOPLE!

what do you do to keep mosquitoes away? I've been attacked by mosquitoes the last few days (in Hong Kong) mosquito repellent spray, insense sticks, electric fly swatter didn't do the job - but I heard the juice of lemons do a good job so I rubbed some on m legs and arms and it seems to work do you have your own techniques/methods, I would love to know!

HEY! Ouch! That hurts! Have you ever gotten an electric shock before? Darn electric fly swatters...

what is the web www.fly-killer.com? the web is provide photocatalyst mosquito killer, fly killer lamp, insect lamp trap, mosquito & fly swatter, electric mosquito killer,solar insect killer, fly flap and so on. the products are good!

what would 1500 volts do to a human? i just got an electric fly swatter and they say it has 1500 volts. if i hit a person with this what will happen to them. i know its stupid so dont tell me that and i wanna know the little things, like will it burn them, will they feel it for a while afterwards....particularly if anyone has 1st hand knowledge

Dog Discipline Question absolutely? My girlfriend that I live with has three dogs and two of them do NO NOT get along at all. So, I bought an Electric Fly Swatter to use on the dogs when they start to fight. My girlfriend told me Absolutely NO!!! None of her methods have worked so far, I just want to know what ppl think about this idea.

what would 1500 watts do to a human? What would 1500 volts do to a human? i just got an electric fly swatter and they say it has 1500 watts. if i hit a person with this what will happen to them. i know its stupid so dont tell me that and i wanna know the little things, like will it burn them, will they feel it for a while afterwards....particularly if anyone has 1st hand knowledge

we have tons of flies in our house and have not been able to get rid of them. we have no specific odor.? we have also tried the fly strap that you hang from your ceilings as well as a electric fly swatter..we cant find where they are coming from. Does anyone know how to get rid of the flies without harming our lungs or our dogs? And for those of you, questioning if my house is clean or not..i assure you it is!!

Help! Why are over 100 flies in my house and more? This is a serious question because I hate flies. They live of poo and are full of bacteria and they fly onto food and drinks in my house. Two days ago there were literally about 20 on the kitchen window. I opened the window and chased them away. It was then that I began to become conscious of the flies in my house. On that same day I spent half an hour swatting about 20 or so if them. I had to kill them because there were no longer so many just by the window. Then yesterday I swatted at least 50 more of them! There were about 5 in each room. Then today I was so annoyed I had to buy the batteries for my electric fly swatter which turned out to be ineffective but today i only killed about 20. Yesterday I am sure I killed them all and somehow there are more today flying again and my windows were all closed! I even cleared out my house binds to make sure they werent growing there as well! I just wasted hours killing them and as I am writing this I just killed another one on my computer screen because it was the only thing with a source of light in the room. Why the hell are they coming out of nowhere???????? Yesterday I couldnt see anymore flying at all yet there are plenty more today???????? its not house binds i meant house bins

Have you ever stuck your finger...? In an electric fly swatter just to see if it would hurt. I have. And it does.

(10 points) how can i get rid of the moths in my room? PLEASE HELP! i have developed moths in my room and killed about 6 of them today with my electric fly swatter. about a week ago, i have found a couple of caterpillars that i figured have turned into these moths. i have tried using moth balls to repel them, but they didn't work. the best strategy i have now is just swatting them and i cant seem to find where they might be laying their eggs to prevent more. any suggestions?? i don't know how they come into my room! *i also own some plants and a hamster, i have found a caterpillar in my hamsters food because the bin was open, but i cleaned it out*

Should I be worried if I was just shocked with 1500 Volts? We have an electric fly swatter that runs 1500V when turned on. I noticed the net was bent, and so I tried to bend it back into place. Although it was turned off, I touched it and instantly my arm pulsed with a squeezing pain and I let go of the device. My hands are shaking right now and I feel minor pain in my arm whilst it is held in air. Is there any chance that I may require medical attention? I think my nervous system is just...not right at the moment.

What should my grandma get for me? Before you think that I'm being tremendously rude, I have an explanation. Here's the story: So my aunt (from my dad's side of the family) went over to Vietnam and she asked me what I wanted while she was over there (since the stuff is cheaper over there than it is here). I didn't want much because whatever she bought over there, my mom would have to give her the money after she comes back. My grandma (from my mom's side of the family) wants to get me something too but I don't know what to tell her. My mom says that I have to tell my grandma what I want or else she'll feel bad that my grandma from my dad's side is getting me a gift but my other grandma isn't getting me anything. So, if I tell my grandma from my mom's side I don't want anything, I'll hurt her feelings (in a way). So what should I get? I don't want something that cost too much because it's coming from my grandma's money and I feel bad if I waste her money but I already told my aunt all the things I want (paper stars I can fold, candy, electric fly swatter). I have to remind you too, my grandma doesn't want my mom to waste her money so she's using her own money and not asking for anything in return unlike my aunt that wants my mom to pay for the things she's getting me. What I'm looking for in this answer: something inexpensive, something I don't already have or I don't have and I don't need at the moment, and something that is acceptable (like nothing that will make my grandma think of me in a bad way). I hope I'm not asking for too much.

How do 2 "D" batteries give off a 1500 volt charge? I have an electric fly swatter that uses 2 D-Cell batteries. The product claims to make a 1500 volt charge. How is that possible when each D-Cell battery is supposed to only produce 1.5 volts? Maybe I'm wrong, but wouldn't two batteries then make only 3 volts? When you touch it, it gives quite a good shock, and kinda stings. There's a lot I don't know about electricity, so maybe it's amplified somehow. How does it work? Help please. Thank you!

The smell of electricity:? Yes, i know you cant smell electricity, but what can i smell (or taste)? If you are like me, and have ever licked a 9V battery (or a flat cell works, and apparently people with fillings can chew on tin foil, but i cant do this as i dont have fillings. [try it at your own risk]), you can feel a tingle in your tongue, it tastes sort of funny. I first thought this must be the voltage stimulating your taste buds, it probably is. But what got me thinking was when i was playing around with some more high voltage (but low current) electricity. One example was my plasma globe (the things that show streams of plasma that looks a bit like lightning). after a while of touching it with my hand, and a metal ruler, making sparks, i could smell a smell, similar to the taste on my taste buds with the battery. The same was the case with an electric fly swatter, i hooted it up to one polarity to a metal ruler, and the other to some metal scissors, when they touch it sparks: i could smell the same smell then. I cant describe the smell, except maybe a little bit like metal, but its not just the metal as i cant smell it normally. Try any of the above at your own risk, if you do try make sure that the current wont cause you harm, and you do it safely!

Why it's so hard to swat a fly?!? Check the front home page of Yahoo as of now! http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080829/od_nm/fly_dc Very interesting, indeed! ;) But hey, I have fun swatting flies with my electric bug zapper swatter! :D

I got a big problems!Help? So i tried Fly catchers sprays and electric fly swatters! I can't get rid of these flies! I got hundreds of them in my house and it p*ssing me the f*** off i can't take it sorry for cursing but i cant help it i want to get rid of them i also got pets so i can't use nothing dangerous!

The ultimate mosquito/mosquito problems/mosquito bites question? I have 5 pretty itchy mosquito bites because my stupid dad let one mosquito in. If I avoid itching them I say I'll just itch them once and one itch leads to 100 itches. Also, I don't like going to sleep with oily repellent on. Plus, mosquitoes sometimes bite my head and I don't want repellent on my head. Even with the doors closed, mosquitoes wait outside the doors for me to come out. Here are my questions: How do I repel mosquitoes in the best ways? What products should I buy to repel mosquitoes? Are the messes from electric fly swatters easy to clean up? Are there ways to heal or make a mosquito bite not itch? Can you take mosquito saliva (the stuff that makes it itchy) completely out of your body? What is the best way to find and kill mosquitoes in your house? How do you make bites less noticeable?

My dad abuses my family & I...what to do? PLEASE HELP!? My dad has been a total jerk all my life..and I'm getting really sick of it. Lately it's been getting worse and I just want it to stop. :\ I'm 13 if your wondering..and this is just stuff that he's done to my family and I (that I can remember) I know it's gonna be long, but please read it..I need help. The first memory is really bad. I remember it really well..I was around 5 and my brother was 4...My parents were fighting and it got really bad. I remember him getting on top of my mom with a hammer and threatening to kill her. Meanwhile, my brother and I were just standing there watching & crying. We used to have electric fly swatters in the house...and whenever my brother and I didn't eat our dinner..he used to swat us with them until we cried. He used to beat my brother and I with belts... This one was a really long time ago but I remember it well: We were driving home from a restaurant and my parents were fighting (as usual)...so my dad grabbed the steering wheel and almost drove us into a brick building. I didn't talk to him for weeks. (Summer 09) We were driving home from my brother's baseball game & my brother and I weren't getting along...so he parked the car..opened my brother's door and started shaking him. (Putting his hands around his neck until he couldn't breathe) In my parent's previous fights (All of them wake me up at like 3 in the morning) ...he's even said stuff like "Oh, they aren't my kids! You were fooling around with someone else!" That's definitely not true. A couple summers ago... my dad and mom were fighting...again... and he physically pushed my mom into the deck railing and hit her. My brother got so upset, he cried, packed his stuff, and told me he was going to run away. He was serious. He was about 10 at the time. I stayed up all night and made sure he didn't leave. A couple weeks ago, I was on vacation with my mom. While we were gone, my dad "accidentally" let my cat out. They called my mom to let her know..but they didn't tell me. When I came home, the first thing I did was look for Spooky..and I couldn't find her anywhere. When they told me what happened, all I did that night was cry. Your probably thinking "Oh, it's just a cat..who cares" But I couldn't get over the fact that I'd never see her again. (She was missing for more than a week by the time they told me) I didn't talk to my dad at all because I thought it was his fault for being so neglectful. Even my brother said it was his fault..and he was here when it happened. The next day came and I started making Lost Cat posters on the computer. I still wasn't talking to him so he comes into the den... glares at me for about 5 minutes and yells at me for not talking to him. I couldn't take it anymore, so i backed up the rolling chair..and accidentally ran over his foot. (I really didn't mean to run it over) He completely flipped out. He grabbed a hold of me, and started slamming my body against the chair. He put his hands around my neck until I finally ran away. I ran outside into the deep woods.... I had my phone so I took a picture of the mark he left on my neck for proof. He disconnected my phone while I was outside. I just sat there for 2 hours and cried... My little brother found me (Age 12) and told me he was worried about me. We just talked about everything for about 30 minutes until my parents finally walked out to us. I ran away farther into the woods. We just slowly walked back to our house by ourselves and avoided eachother the rest of the night. (My cat ended up coming home the next night...I couldn't believe it. :D) And this was earlier... I was laying in my bed, trying to go back to sleep..and I heard my dad talking to somebody and saying lies about me. (I'd tell you about it, but its just too long of a story) I got out of bed, furious, and confronted my dad about it saying "Your lying! I never said that!" He took it too far and started getting way too close to me. It looked like he was about to punch me in the face. I pushed him away from me and he took both his arms and pushed me into the door frame...he pushed me back in my room and started squeezing me... I tried getting away, but he grabbed my foot and started twisting it. I was screaming really loud, so my mom came upstairs and stopped it. ________________________________________________________________________________ So many more things happened in this past 13 years, but I just named the main things. I just want my dad to leave. He causes nothing but trouble to our entire family. None of my family members like him..even his side of the family doesn't want anything to do with him. My mom doesn't do anything about it. She's always on his side..and doesn't stick up for me. She knows how much my dad abuses me..and she doesn't do anything about it. I d

How do I convince my current girlfriend to use my former girlfriends dildo's? Hey I had a girlfriend a while back that liked sex toys. She asked me to take her to an adult toy store and she picked out a really expensive dildo. I tried to get her to go for the simple $20 model, but nooooo, she had to have the realistic flesh, vibrating, porn star copy model that went for over $120. $120 on a dildo??? Ok-- I bought it. We played, and yad yada yada, we broke up. Next girl -- almost the same scenario...only now I'm in for another $200 because she wanted a version that would fit into her vagina, and anus while she went down on me (for a simulated triple penetration) and again and again and again Now I've got a closet full of sex toys. I have instructed my friends that in the event that I die an untimely death, that they get to my house before my mom finds this crap and gives me a tombstone shaped like a phallus. Ok...so my question is-- How can I convince a girl to use the existing toys that I already have instead of making me go buy her new stuff? I'm not rich, and It would be nice to be able to get some frequent flier miles out of my sex toy collection and not have to keep buying new stuff. So far, no amount of "but I bleached it babe, it's clean" has worked on a girl. They always insist on new dildos, lingerie, electric fly swatters, and anal probes. Good grief. What's the world coming to? So what's the deal ladies? Why won;t you let a guy use his former girlfriends clean, like-new, dildos enter your vajayjay? I get the sanitary aspect of it, but aside from that, what's the hang up? It's not like these girls are Mormon's either (well, actually one of them was come to think of it) Extra info: I'm a heavily tattooed book worm whom girls mistake for the "bad boy" type. Most of the girls I meet are totally straight laced, not strippers, or ho's. Just "normal" looking girls. From my experience those tend to be the freakiest ones. I give off the vibe that a girl can let lose with me and get her wild side out. If a girl wasn't a freak when she met me, then she is by the time we are done. To the girl who said I have a 2 incher, you need to see the Curb your enthusiasm episode about that comment that girls love to make. It's really because your vagina is a gaping hole the size of the Marianas trench, and you have to date coal miners because they are the only ones who can dig deep enough into the massive, smelly open wound you call your vagina.

What was the last thing did that was extremely stupid? I touched a electric flyswatter, >.< Oh my lanta. that hurt like hell. And from that I have learned not to trust my mom with somethings. She said it wouldn't hurt. The devil- http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50271130/Fly_Swatters.jpg What was the last thing you did that was extremely stupid? (correction)

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Dangerous behavior...advice needed? My cat Pandora is extremely curious about everything. My problem for a few months has been keeping her off the stove. I have a flat top, electric stove. Once it's turned off it takes a while for it to cool down. I spend 20 minutes after cooking anything watching Pandora because I'm afraid she'll burn her paws. She tried to jump up there once and I manged to scare her away just before she jumped and avoided a serious burn. I have caught her up there many times. The stove gets hot enough to badly burn her paws and that would just break my heart as well as my kids' hearts. Not to mention the pain Pandora would experience. I would really like any advice that y'all have. I have tried **Double stick tape, it didn't work, apart from the fact that it's hard to get it off the stove and smells terrible if you miss any and turn on the stove. I have tried a **squirt bottle of water, **crinkled tin foil, chasing her off with a fly swatter, and my parents recommended carefully placing mouse traps upside down around the stove so when she moved them they would pop up and scare her. It didn't work. When it popped she was startled but not scared, she then sniffed it and pawed at it to see if it would move anymore. UGH...so frustrating. I now put Pandora out side during stove use and is left there until the stove cools down. This might be my only option, but I would rather train her than banish her three times a day. She is spayed, has all shots, is fed two regular meals daily and a treat, has a clean bill of health from the vet, and lives an indoor outdoor life with other pets on a country property with lots of fresh air and open spaces. *************A little back ground*********************** My cat is named Pandora for a reason. She has always been miss fearless independent. She was a foster cat and I adopted her because I became very attached. When she was little and bottle fed I kept her in the crate. Every time I approached the crate she would scream and try to get out at the bottle. When I opened it she jumped up and out, latching onto my leg then climbing up my body to my shoulder. She would embed her nail in my shirt when I pried her off and then clamped on to my hand as I gave her the bottle. Opening that box was like opening Pandora's Box and also because of her curiosity I named her Pandora. As she grew that fearless and curious attitude also grew. She investigates everything and gives new meaning to curiosity killed the cat because she wants to know about anything and will not take no for an answer. Great answers so far. She does not jump on the counter and approach the stove, she jumps directly from the floor onto the surface of the stove. *!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!*! There are three great answers and I wish I could pick all three. 3rd Place -- catlover--for a great long term solution and training aid 2nd Place--hudson--for most entertaining and deterant..still ROFLMAO And 1st place--Delilah-- Great idea, it covered the burner and drew out the heat. Pandora jumped up there and basically bounced back off because she didn't expect there to be a warm pot on the stove Thanks for everything, We all truly appreciate it.

where are free legal advice? i need to know if i can sue my grandmother for slander? we invited her to come to texas and stay for 6 months. we believed the stories she told us before she got here. now she is telling the rest of the family stories about us. if anyone believed her, i would probably be in jail for doing things i have not done. can i sue her and my uncle who seems to be the one in charge of her? she once ran me down with those electric carts in walmart but i dont think the video will still be there. i have a disability, she told people i came at her with a fly swatter, i was in the other room. then last week she called my uncle saying she's scared of me, that i attacked her in the middle of the night. iwas in sleeping my room when that was supposed to happen and i leave my door closed until morning. she's fat an lazy. there are things she can do herself but she wont, she want me the cripple to do it. anybody got some advice?

My parents are abusing my dog - what should i do? My dog, scooby, jumps the fence a lot and goes on day-long "adventures". I love my dog to death and he sleeps in my room every night and i love him so much. Every time he comes back (wich i thank the lord he came back and is safe), my parents think that they should punish him and tie him up outside and put a muzzle on him (wich he can barely drink water out of). They are constantly hitting him on the head with a fly swatter and every time i try to tell them to stop, the cuss me out. i am tired of crying over my poor dog, as he has started to have some mental issues. What are some better ways to stop my dog from jumping our chain link fence (and underground fence or electric collar is out of the question because we have a 1 acre backyard) and to get my parents to stop abusing him?? Thanks and please stop saying i need to train him! I KNOW THAT. THATS WHY I AM ASKING. HOW should i train him? and if you are referring me to YOUTUBE, that is really absolutely no help.

Some future head lines. Maybe they next 30 years? Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Cubofloria. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States. Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030 . IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Cubofloria voters still having trouble with voting machines.

could this happen News Of The Future hmm i think maybe Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine.

Get a glimpse of life far into the future, in the year 2056, peeping 2 the future? *Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California. *Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. *Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American *Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). *Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at *least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. *George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2058. *Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. *Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. *Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. *New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2057. Sorry Lamada but how did u felt so, it was my intention just a make a smile but sorry 2 hear that it was of offesive 2 u

Headlines from the year 2029? HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , former ly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens north western United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines. Now, send this to whoever you want to and as many as you want and guess what.... NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile.

Headlines for the Year 2029? Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia , former ly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq,Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines. Now if any of that made you smile give it a star, go on you know you want to,,,, cheers

Our Future's Headlines ? HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but t President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Headlines From Year 2029 !!!? HEADLINES FROM YEAR 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally... scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nailclippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.

could this be true ??????????????????? Try to imagine what life will be like in the near future. To help you out here are some News Headlines In The Year 2035 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language. Baby conceived naturally....Scientists stumped. Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million. Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only. Results of 35 year study: diet and exercise are the key to weight loss. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with Congressman. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.

News clipping from 2029- which is NOT likely? Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia ,formerly known as California White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Florexico. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States. Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florexico voters still having trouble with voting machines. Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what....NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile.

Is this how the world will be by 2056? Get a glimpse into life far into the future, in the year 2056... Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2058. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2057. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally . . . scientists stumped! Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine

Headlines From the Year 2029? Is this what our future is going to be??? Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.